Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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