Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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