is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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