I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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