I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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