school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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