We won't sleep together?
I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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