I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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