if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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