I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
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