No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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