Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Randomize
