those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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