I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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