Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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