I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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