Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
In America we eat man semen.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
