Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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