So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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