whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I have tasted many bathrooms
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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