Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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