tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
i believe in u and ur pee
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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