its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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