Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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