He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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