As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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