Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
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