so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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