Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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