I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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