Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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