No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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