So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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