I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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