whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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