in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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