i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
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