How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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