i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
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