my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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