so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
We had sex on a dog bed..
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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