I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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