What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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