I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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