Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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