he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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