how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
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