She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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