and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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