im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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