O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Randomize
