yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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