Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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